yes its: https://twitter.com/alexgskrth although i don’t use it often, keep meaning to go on there

i am lucy and i just try to think creatively (⊙‿⊙✿) i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
NO NO NO NO NO
“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”
OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit
its his fault we go through this
if you where wondering this is the image
bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET
YOUR URL MAKES THIS POST EVEN BETTER
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
I died saving him. In return, he saved me to a database in the biggest library in the universe. Left me like a book on a shelf. Didn’t even say goodbye. He doesn’t like endings





